Dearest reader,
I know it is sad, I am leaving you, for the time being that is. Today I am going to Italy for vaccation. I am going through Belgium, Luxembourg and France.
One funny thing about Luxembourg is that it is not a real country, it is the Duchy of Luxembourg and is a protectorate of Belgium. I guess that is less funny than informational.
Good bye, and pray on me.
vrijdag 10 augustus 2007
maandag 6 augustus 2007
The Rotterdam League of Anti-Social Drivers
I am angry, primarily because Rotterdam has a secret organization that I have not been privy to. That organization is... The League of Anti-Social Drivers.
Nearly everyone is part of this group. They all love to drive fast and dangerously. When you are a member of this exclusive organization, you get to learn the easiest ways to pass on the right, cut people off, how not to yield to bikers and pedestrians, and most importantly, you learn to talk on your phone and not drive.
The Dutch are not classy people. They all drive giant cars that they do not pay for, but that are furnished by their work so that the company looks like it pays well. These people are all in the League of Anti-Social Drivers.
The main problem is that the Dutch have a Napoleon Complex. They are all afraid of being what they are, a small country filled with people that will never rule the world. They are jealous that the Brits, Americans and Germans all have secret societies, so they have created their own, and the League has been cracked....ALERT THE FUCKING PRESSES.
-End of Rant-
-Stop-
Nearly everyone is part of this group. They all love to drive fast and dangerously. When you are a member of this exclusive organization, you get to learn the easiest ways to pass on the right, cut people off, how not to yield to bikers and pedestrians, and most importantly, you learn to talk on your phone and not drive.
The Dutch are not classy people. They all drive giant cars that they do not pay for, but that are furnished by their work so that the company looks like it pays well. These people are all in the League of Anti-Social Drivers.
The main problem is that the Dutch have a Napoleon Complex. They are all afraid of being what they are, a small country filled with people that will never rule the world. They are jealous that the Brits, Americans and Germans all have secret societies, so they have created their own, and the League has been cracked....ALERT THE FUCKING PRESSES.
-End of Rant-
-Stop-
zondag 5 augustus 2007
donderdag 2 augustus 2007
What a hearty Dutch meal does to the toilet...
Today, I have been going to the restroom quite often. It most certainly has to do with the fact that I have been drinking tea, coffee and Coke Light for hours. One thing that I have noticed is that my Dutch co-workers all smell like shit. Litterally.
Sometimes the Dutch like to indulge themselves in hearty Dutch food. Dutch food consists of 3 parts. One part dairy (cheese), one part potatoe, and one part mayonaise.
The result of this equation is always constant : that is a long and hard bowel that has a waxed over appear.
It also stinks the fucking toilet up like none other. And that makes me sad.
Sometimes the Dutch like to indulge themselves in hearty Dutch food. Dutch food consists of 3 parts. One part dairy (cheese), one part potatoe, and one part mayonaise.
The result of this equation is always constant : that is a long and hard bowel that has a waxed over appear.
It also stinks the fucking toilet up like none other. And that makes me sad.
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