I am angry, primarily because Rotterdam has a secret organization that I have not been privy to. That organization is... The League of Anti-Social Drivers.
Nearly everyone is part of this group. They all love to drive fast and dangerously. When you are a member of this exclusive organization, you get to learn the easiest ways to pass on the right, cut people off, how not to yield to bikers and pedestrians, and most importantly, you learn to talk on your phone and not drive.
The Dutch are not classy people. They all drive giant cars that they do not pay for, but that are furnished by their work so that the company looks like it pays well. These people are all in the League of Anti-Social Drivers.
The main problem is that the Dutch have a Napoleon Complex. They are all afraid of being what they are, a small country filled with people that will never rule the world. They are jealous that the Brits, Americans and Germans all have secret societies, so they have created their own, and the League has been cracked....ALERT THE FUCKING PRESSES.
-End of Rant-
-Stop-
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Dutch people are tall. Can they have a Napoleon complex if they're that tall?
Welcome to blogger, by the way. It's so much cooler than myspace!
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